NFL Introduces A Theorem

NFL Commish Roger Goodell has released a statement to the press, and all NFL teams. It is a "NFL Theorem" the first of its kind, but Adam Schefter reports more may come. Theorem below:

NFL Theorem 1-1: If one, three, or up to four exterior sides of a quarterback are hit by a defensive player, then those sides are equal to up to four corresponding flags.

There you have it. It's probably a good thing guys like John Lynch and Rodney Harrison are retired, because the NFL is being very protective. Sunday rumors were you could buy a Tom Brady Tu-Tu, today It was confirmed.